Blonde Bombshell Quotes

“In his dream, George Stetchkin was in the dock at the Central Criminal Court, accused of the murder of nine million innocent brain cells. The usher was showing the jury the alleged murder weapon, an empty Bison Brand wodka bottle. Then the judge glared at him over the rims of his spectacles and sentenced him to the worst hangover of his life.”
― Tom Holt, Blonde Bombshell

“It was worth repeating, because it constituted the First Law of Sentient Ordnance: Thou shalt not blow up the wrong planet. On that point the programmers had been insistent to the point of fussiness. Accordingly,”
― Tom Holt, Blonde Bombshell

“A million bloggers in a hundred countries record their
online diaries in the vague hope that someone will be
interested, but of course nobody is.
There are so many messages in bottles on the cyber-
ocean that a digital seagull could walk across the bandwidth Atlantic without wetting its virtual feet.”
― Tom Holt, Blonde Bombshell

“the Ukraine”
― Tom Holt, Blonde Bombshell

“The carbon dioxide.”
― Tom Holt, Blonde Bombshell

“most of the inhabitants of Dirt were crowded into a pawful of major cities, while most of the surfaces of the main land masses were barely inhabited at all.”
― Tom Holt, Blonde Bombshell

“really primitive auditory hardware,”
― Tom Holt, Blonde Bombshell