Murder by Other Means Quotes

“We have a new employee who makes the pizzas. He considers pineapple on pizza against the laws of God and nature.” She held out the pizza. “And yet you have it on the menu,” I said, taking it. “He said that just because it’s on the menu doesn’t mean it should ever be ordered,” the delivery person said. “He says it’s an existential test of character.”
― John Scalzi, Murder by Other Means

“The base of the water tower gave every indication of being a solid argument for tetanus shots.”
― John Scalzi, Murder by Other Means

“But the IRS liked going after the small potatoes. The small potatoes put up less of a fight when you mashed them.”
― John Scalzi, Murder by Other Means

“What I was doing was small potatoes, in the general scheme of legally shaky endeavors. But the IRS liked going after the small potatoes. The small potatoes put up less of a fight when you mashed them.”
― John Scalzi, Murder by Other Means

“John Scalzi
“I want you to know there was some discussion about whether to make the pizza."
"Because it's a Hawaiian pizza?"
"Yeah. We have a new employee who makes the pizzas. He considers pineapple on a pizza against the laws of God and Nature." She held out the pizza.”
― John Scalzi, Murder by Other Means