The Magic of Discovery Quotes

“It’s pierced. And inked. He has a fancy peen. I’ve never seen one with accessories.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Someone’s hurt you? Tell me where the miscreant dwells, and I’ll snap his fucking neck with my bare hands and bring his severed cock back to you as a trophy.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“I’m a goddamned stone cold killer, and she just called me a guppy? I know that’s some kind of fish, but I can’t picture what it looks like. I’m going to google that when I get home, and it better be the size of a shark or some shit. Smiling to myself, I strutted over to my bike. Badass guppy. That’s me.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Well, that’s a wrap. My vagina is now dead. Cause of death? Drowning. The old gal creamed herself to an early grave.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Having people to lean on makes us formidable, not weak.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“There is no shame in owning our pasts and rising from them, and especially not in asking for help when we need it. Having people to lean on makes us formidable, not weak.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“When the hell did you watch Frozen?” I questioned. “It came out in 2016, Saige. I saw it in theaters, and I went and saw Frozen 2 when it released a couple of months ago. I’m convinced now, more than ever, that Sven is actually a shifter, and he and Kristoff are both giving it to-” I shut that shit down.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“The trouble with abusers, though, was that they never meant what they said. Even if you listened, always answered your phone, and had sex with them any time they demanded it, it would never be good enough. It had taken me a while to learn this lesson, that you should never have to fucking obey a person to deserve their love or be spared their wrath.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Dick addiction is a real affliction, Saige,” Gran said in a serious voice. By the stars, what is she? A rapper?”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“A witch, a mix of green and red, Save a race before they’re dead. Hurry, witch, find your five, If there is hope to survive. Change, rise, manifest, A soul so pure soon possessed. Before the year of two and eight The chosen one must find her mates. If she should fail to meet her task, To another the role will pass. Evil will consume her heart, Her soul captured by the dark.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Dick addiction is a real affliction, Saige,” Gran said in a serious voice.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Sloane Sullivan, thirty years old. Pyro mage. Top ten percent of his training class. Anger issues, loyal, broken family, only child. Master of wards. Fischer Bahri, thirty years old. Cognitive mage. Interrogator, ability to not only read emotions but also push them, alter memories, hypnotize. Valedictorian of his training class. Loving family, one sister and two nieces. Cameron Jacobs, thirty-one years old. Storm mage. Protector, fierce fighter, relentless. Can manipulate weather within a seventy-five mile radius with the ability to create more localized storms. Generates lightning from hands. Severe childhood trauma. Fear of loss. Kaito Mori, twenty-nine years old. Shifter mage. Black panther: Bagheera. Heightened sense of smell, vision, and hearing. Oldest of five children. Struggled with depression in the past.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“A roar left my throat, my head thrown back, letting the stars know what the hell had just happened here.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“When the hell did you watch Frozen?” I questioned. “It came out in 2016, Saige. I saw it in theaters, and I went and saw Frozen 2 when it released a couple of months ago. I’m convinced now, more than ever, that Sven is actually a shifter, and he and Kristoff are both giving it to-” I shut that shit down. “Okay! Gran. Focus, we have a serious fucking problem here.” “Then quit bitchin’ and get to witchin’.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Cheeks on fire, I tucked my phone into my pants and headed for the kitchen. Let’s get this over with.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“claiming I was incapable of letting my walls down to let her in. When she’d first brought that up, I remember feeling blindsided. I’d opened myself up more with her than any other person aside from my crew. To hear that wasn’t enough, when it had been so painstakingly difficult for me to tear down the barriers that locked my heart safely inside my chest, felt like getting kicked right in the dick.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“not even judge me for that; nightgowns were created by a saint of a woman who liked to catch a breeze, and they’re comfy as fuck.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Cam pushed his pants down over his hips, his thick cock springing out of its leather prison like a jack-in-the-box, and I sucked in a breath. It’s pierced. And inked. He has a fancy peen. I’ve never seen one with accessories.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“I love eggs, I love toast, I love back, but I love Fish's mom the most. Rise and shine, my sleepy friend, I don't wanna hear Sloane bitch and moan. We're here in Emerald Lakes, get up bitch, I made pancakes!”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery