Gators and Garters Quotes

“I had absolutely nothing to do or avoid. Well”
― Jana Deleon, Gators and Garters

“I’m beginning to wonder if the sheriff’s department should have to offer hazard pay for seeing naked people,” I said. “The taxpayers couldn’t afford it,” Gertie said. “Do you know how many random naked people they run across in a year? And trust me, it’s never the people you want to see naked.”
― Jana Deleon, Gators and Garters

“How did he manage to sneak a law in?” I asked. “He got the council drunk first,” Gertie said. “That explains a lot about Sinful laws,” I said.”
― Jana Deleon, Gators and Garters