A Very Bossy Christmas Quotes

“I’ll keep pretending that it’s my brother’s wedding that I need Maddie for and not every damn thing that makes my life worth living.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“I don’t want to lose her as an assistant, and I don’t want to lose her as a girlfriend. I want all of it to be real, and I want all of it to last”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Are you seriously for real right now? You want your family to think that I’m your girlfriend?”
“Yes.”
“You want me to lie to your family?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“Because I promised my mother that I would attend these events, and she is under the impression that I have a girlfriend.”
“Why would she have that impression?”
“Because I told her I have a girlfriend.”
“And you don’t have a girlfriend?”
“What do you think?”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Tell me you want me.” The way he says it, it’s an order, and for once, I am loving this bossy tone.
“I want you, Declan.” He loosens his grip so I can lean in and take his earlobe between my teeth, tugging and then sucking on it, and then I whisper into his ear: “I want you to do and say every filthy thing you’ve ever wanted to do and say to me.” The deep, guttural sound he makes is so satisfying. “And I’m going to do the same. To you.”
His hands are on my hips now. “Fucking hell, I’m going to split you in two.”
My hand slips to the glorious bulge in his pants. “Fuckin’ A. I’m going to ride you like a one-horse open sleigh.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“When discussing nonwork relationships with women, I find it best to be up-front about things. It would be foolish to deny the fact that we’re both attractive, single individuals. In legal terms, we are what’s known as hot as fuck.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Her brown hair is so shiny; I believe her shampoo is made from the semen of demonic stallions.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“I raise the coffee mug to sniff it. “What is this?” “A steaming hot cup of the tears of your former assistants.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Pretend he’s a corporate ladder and climb him like a lady boss!!!”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“I come for her. I come for me. I come for the man I want to be for her and the us that I always saw us becoming”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“May your mornings bring joy and your evenings bring peace. May your troubles grow less as your blessings increase.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“there’s nothing better than being able to joke about something that once felt like the end of the world.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Oh, the words. Sometimes his words penetrate me like a big hard cock, and sometimes they kiss me gently on the lips.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Then I listen to the voice mails. The first one is just Declan singing the first half of “My Heart Will Go On” into the phone before getting cut off. I can hear a bunch of grown men yelling the words to a Beastie Boys song in the background. It’s an aural fustercluck.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Anywhere. Long as I’m with you,” I say. I say it out loud because fuck you, Colin Firth—I can have hot quick and dirty sex on a ferry and say cheesy things without laughing.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Their lips were locking while everyone else was rocking around the Christmas tree.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“The woman I’ve wanted to call and text and see again and again, ever since the first time we spoke. The woman who has handled me exactly the way I’ve always needed to be handled.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“I need this right now, more than I need my dignity. I need this woman. This is all I want for Christmas.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“raise the coffee mug to sniff it. “What is this?” “A steaming hot cup of the tears of your former assistants.” “That’s funny, because it smells like pumpkin spice.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“She’s the executive assistant of my dreams and the succubus from my filthiest, most confusing adolescent nightmares.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“Now what? Ma always said I’d catch my death from the cold if I went outside barefoot… I could try that.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas

“I know better than to call an orgasm love, but I’ve never had to fight the urge to say that word out loud to someone I’m having sex with before. It already feels wrong, not saying it to the woman who brought me back to life and kept me on track, even before I got to see her naked.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Bossy Christmas