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Get Idiota Get Idiota by Nate Granzow
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“Now look at me! Did you know the Americans have a ten-million-dollar bounty on my head? Not bad, right? There's no better way to tell how successful you've become than by how badly other people want to kill you."
By that metric, Nick couldn't have been less successful. He was certain that anyone who had him in their crosshairs would ultimately balk when measuring the value of his life against the price of the bullet.”
Nate Granzow, Get Idiota
“The car, one of those coachbuilt delicacies named after some French province or variety of grape, practically shouted at Nick that he was far too vulgar and ignoble to even stand beside it, let alone debase its flawless leather upholstery with the seat of his plebeian trousers.”
Nate Granzow, Get Idiota
tags: humor
“You ever put a down payment on a car with your ethics? Ever written a child-support check from a bank account filled with your morals? I passed bankrupt three exits ago, and—not to be an alarmist—but things are beginning to look pretty bleak.”
Nate Granzow, Get Idiota
“Nick was not an especially brave man. He knew this. He also knew he'd arrived with a thud at his life's nadir, the world he'd known now little more than a pinprick of light miles above him. This gave him a special kind of courage: The prospect of both death and success offered unique appeal.”
Nate Granzow, Get Idiota
tags: humor