The Secret Bridesmaid Quotes

“It’s never easy to admit something you’re ashamed of to someone you love”
― Katy Birchall, The Secret Bridesmaid

“Yes, it was fascinating to hear all about the local rumours that the spirit of a cockerel roams the hills at night, waking everyone up,’ I say sarcastically. ‘It sounds to me like it is, in fact, an actual cockerel, alive and well, and the owner of said cockerel doesn’t want to own up to having a bird that keeps the village awake all night.”
― Katy Birchall, The Secret Bridesmaid

“Important Bridesmaids notes: Harrison only allowed one beer before the service and one whisky for courage before the speech. When drunk has a tendency to a)Ramble b)Do the robot dance c) Take off his shoes and swing them around his head by the laces. Michelle only allowed one glass of champagne before the service and one gin and tonic for courage before her speech a) Slur b) burst into a spontaneous rap c) Prank call her boss pretending to be Kermit the Frog”
― Katy Birchall, The Secret Bridesmaid