The Ibu Chronicles Quotes

“So, there you go, I was a beautiful baby, that looked like a Monkey, and smelled like a chicken.”
― Rachel Bergsma, The Ibu Chronicles: Life is Funnier than Fiction

“I find my Zen moments in a bottle of beer.”
― Rachel Bergsma, The Ibu Chronicles: Life is Funnier than Fiction

“We conduct business meetings so much better on beer.”
― Rachel Bergsma, The Ibu Chronicles: Life is Funnier than Fiction

“Don’t let yourself worry about the problems around you, and when your wife wants to fight with you, just seduce her.”
― Rachel Bergsma, The Ibu Chronicles: Life is Funnier than Fiction

“Life is Funnier than Fiction”
― Rachel Bergsma, The Ibu Chronicles: Life is Funnier than Fiction