Bottle Demon Quotes

“Yes. My soul is shitty whisky, my body is a shot glass. Do you mind?”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“The higher up the food chain you go, the less the people care. It’s not a mage thing, it’s a human thing.”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“I have a bag over my head. I hate having a bag over my head. It's always the same goddamn thing with kidnappers. "Let's put a bag over hsi head. That way he won't know what's happening!"
I know what's happening. I'm being kidnapped. Don't have to be Sherlock fucking Holmes to figure that one out. Oh, and protect the location of your secret hideout? Really? Do you hacve any idea how easy it is to track a cell phone? I can feel mine inside my pocket.
But wait! What about frightening and disorienting your victim? Blow me. I'm already disoriented. Fucking flash-bang did that for me. And frightened? Seriously? Do you have any idea how many times I've been kidnapped, stuck in a trunk, handcuffed, or left for dead in the desert? Try something new. Shoot me into space or something.”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“Not my pig, not my farm.”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“It’s not just the hair and the outfit that makes her look professional and respectable. It’s not wrinkles or any shit like that. It’s years, wisdom, bad ideas and worse solutions.”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“She also believes she can solve most of her problems with a machete, and to be honest, I can’t really argue with her.”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“Grief will break you if you let it. Hang onto it and it’ll eat you from the inside.”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“Never waste good whisky, son. It’s a crime against nature.”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“A Devil’s Flask is a bottle that’s been heated and the outside rapidly cooled. The inside, however, cools slowly. The difference between the two makes the outside very strong, but the inside—”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon

“Stocky guy, Indian maybe? Pakistani?”
― Stephen Blackmoore, Bottle Demon