Infuriating Quotes

“Does anybody really have a cat? We’re more like roommates. I found him outside when he was a kitten. His name is Kevin. He’s kind of a dick. I’m almost positive he likes my housekeeper more than he does me.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“There was something about Day that triggered this weird gut instinct in Jackson that had always served him well. Jackson didn't believe in love at first sight or fairytale romances, but he did believe there was such a thing as soulmates, and when you find that one person you just know. He'd never tell a single soul that he had decided, while in line at the grocery store, that mouthy, brazen, beautiful Dayton Daniels was the one for him. He especially would never tell Dayton. Still, if Jackson was a betting man, he'd put money on Dayton being his person.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“Limits?" he growled against Day's ear.

Day didn't hesitate, his words coming out in a breathless rush. "No penetrative sex. No water sports. No blood play. No humiliation. All my results are negative, and my safeword is unicorn. You?"

Jackson chuckled. Day was... something else. Something completely different than anything Jackson had encountered before. "The same?"

Day stopped, leveling a serious look at Jackson. "Your safeword is unicorn too? Weird.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“Wow, you're, like, a knight in shining armor," Day said with a smirk as they walked through the parking lot.

"Yeah, and you're like a rabid poodle," Jackson said, nodding towards his car.

"A rabid poodle?"

"Yeah, all frills and bows on the outside, but snarling and vicious deep down.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“was a picture of hospital doors and above them read, The Sarah Gunderson Cystic Fibrosis Center.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“Jackson’s mother waited until they were walking down the steps of the dilapidated building, far from earshot, when she asked softly, “You do that to him?” Jackson knew she was asking if he’d put that man in the bottom of that pool. He had. He hadn’t even felt bad about it. By the time Jackson had made it up to the motel room, Day’s face had been almost unrecognizable.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“Jimmy’s partner, a young, copper-skinned man with honey-brown eyes named Detective Graves, gazed over the railing with casual disinterest. “You say you got this guy on tape admitting to being a pedophile and a child killer?” Jackson gave a single nod. Graves shrugged, his boredom obvious. “Looks like an accident to me, Jimmy. Are you thinking anything different?” Graves asked.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“That him? That the one who hurt our Dayton?” “Yeah, Mama. That’s him.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“This was feral, animalistic, damn near a fucking felony, and Day never wanted Jackson to stop.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“The sounds he was making would be humiliating if Day had even one fuck left to give, but he didn’t because Jackson was filling him up and holding him tight, and Day felt like he was penetrating every cell in his body, fucking into the very core of him.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“My Jackson’s been waiting almost thirty-eight years to feel that feeling, and he clearly felt it with you. He’s never brought anybody home to meet us before. Ever.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“gardenia bushes. They like acidic soil.” Day couldn’t help but laugh. “You got my boy fit to be tied in there, you know.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“Jackson looked down at the top of Day’s head. “Was what okay? The sex?” Day craned his head up. “No, my interpretive dance. Yes, the sex. Was it okay?”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“Jackson asked, enjoying how easy it was to rile Day up. “You just called me a rabid poodle.” Jackson grinned. “Yeah, but I’m a dog person.”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“I’m sorry? Where are you going in such a hurry, Karen? Is there some kind of grumpy California cunts meeting you’re late for? I see you’re wearing yoga pants, but given that the size of your ass is even bigger than your sour attitude, I doubt you’re on your way to the gym. So, why don’t you calm your tits and stop huffing and puffing before somebody”
― Onley James, Infuriating

“Sarah had something she called CF. It scarred up her lungs. It was why she needed new ones. But there was a list for new lungs so she had to wait her turn.”
― Onley James, Infuriating