After Felix Quotes

“There, leaning against a pile of my books like a present for me, was the man I now know is the love of my life.”
― Lily Morton, After Felix

“I’m expecting to find a dog, but instead I find Max. He’s lying on the drive, blinking up at me, grimacing in pain and cradling his right arm.”
― Lily Morton, After Felix

“Tim, there is nowhere in the world that has weather hot enough for those shorts. They’re held together by spit and willpower.”
― Lily Morton, After Felix

“I’m paraphrasing Zeb very loosely at the moment because his actual words were, “Fuck right off. I’m not doing anything to help you with this insane plan.” Felix drums his fingers on the table.”
― Lily Morton, After Felix

“His expression conveys that he’s contemplating testicular homicide. I”
― Lily Morton, After Felix

“Last week I used the word fucking, and it changed everything to ducking. I mean how many times a day do I use the word ducking? It’s a fucking lot less than I say fuck.”
― Lily Morton, After Felix

“That woman is one ducking stool short of a medieval pond.”
― Lily Morton, After Felix

“He’s nutty as a squirrel’s dinner”
― Lily Morton, After Felix

“My heart is obviously a duckling; it imprinted on Max a long while ago and won’t totally let go.”
― Lily Morton, After Felix