This May End Badly Quotes

“You shouldn’t learn to want girls to be safe when you get a sister. You should just want it. Because everyone deserves to be safe.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly

“I grin, imagining it.

“I can hear your creepy smile right now.”

“I don’t have a creepy smile.”

“You do when it comes to my cousin.” I frown.

“Don’t worry, his smile for you is even creepier.”

“All his smiles are creepy.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly

“Stranger Danger.

You can't "stranger danger" someone when you asked them to date you.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly

“I’d say your worth isn’t decided by whether or not you can get a girl-starved demon from Winfield to lay his nasty fish lips you”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly

“Friends are supposed to push each other to be better.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly

“What, worried I’ll find your secret fetish porn stash and tell everyone about your anime bondage tentacle kink?”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly