Smash & Grab Quotes

“Sexuality isn't on a time scale.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“I needed to concentrate on doing what I did best: Being cute and blowing shit up.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“Life is short, Simon. Live loud, eat what you want and get a fucking mohawk.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“Bye!” The little girl waved as her mother pulled her along, and Dalton waved back with a smile. “Bye! Grow up to dismantle society!” he called after her, and I slapped his chest without any real power behind it. “Stop yelling that to children.” “They’re our future, Simon.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“I wanna see your dimple,” I demanded Simon. “How dare you keep this from me.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“I was falling for this guy. This...pink punk, bat-wielding bodyguard. Who could shift into a dinosaur. And liked to be the little spoon. Oh, shit.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“me as we embraced. “Oh my God, I’ll make you so happy,” he said between kisses. “I’ll bring you so many rabbits!”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“You don’t have to call me Jesus, Simon. I already said you could fuck me.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“chin, I thought maybe I had tossed too much out too soon. I did just tell him about my real age, which meant I was into guys millions of years younger than me. Maybe it was too much. Maybe it was too weird and insane to want to roll around with an ancient entity that just confessed to wanting to feed him rabbits. It was a lot to ask of someone.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“That...is both the weirdest pickup line I’ve ever heard and the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“I smirked. “Yeah, you’re right. I know you when I’m in my other form. You’re my Pretty Simon.” Oh, the blush that crept up his neck at that. “When I see you, all I want is to shake my tail, feed you rabbits, and keep you safe.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“The last damn thing I needed was to have some rangers out here looking for a naked man or to have to march back to Simon with my ass out. Though I did enjoy watching him squirm when I was freeballing. I’d never seen someone concentrating so hard on keeping eye contact.

I think he protests too much.

Or maybe I was just really horny for some contact. This whole damn trip had left me painfully unfucked, and it was starting to get to me. The hunt would help burn some energy, and a full stomach would help me sleep without needing to jack off.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab