Nevermore Quotes

“Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, "Hey- in the Navy they teach us to wash up after we take a leak." And the Marine turns around and says, "Yeah? Well, in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands.”
― Keith R.A. DeCandido, Nevermore

“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”
― Keith R.A. DeCandido, Nevermore

“And the next time Ash needs a favor, he can go bite me.”
― Keith R.A. DeCandido, Nevermore

“He tended toward what Dean called "froofy" coffees mainly because the extra flavors and whipped cream and whatnot hid the fact that the beverage itself tasted like drinking hot sulfur. And for Sam, that wasn't a cute simile, as he'd drunk hot sulfur once, by accident during a job, and he wasn't eager to repeat the experience.”
― Keith R.A. DeCandido, Nevermore

“Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then the sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, ‘Hey—in the Navy they teach us to wash up after we take a leak.’ And the Marine turns around and says, ‘Yeah? Well, in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands.”
― Keith R.A. DeCandido, Nevermore