That Book of Perfectly Useless Information Quotes

“Michelangelo's cook was illiterate, so he drew her a shopping list--- which today is priceless.”
― Mitchell Symons, That Book of Perfectly Useless Information

“Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money.”
― Mitchell Symons, That Book of Perfectly Useless Information

“Oliver Cromwell banned kissing on Sundays---even for married couples---on pain of a prison sentence.”
― Mitchell Symons, That Book of Perfectly Useless Information

“My mother is a wonderful, eccentric lady who has no concept whatever of interior monologue. We'll be driving along in the car and she'll suddenly say, 'Ants don't like cucumbers, you know. And roaches don't like cinnamon. Do you want some cheese, Michael? Rembrandt was the Lord of the day.'
-Mike Myers”
― Mitchell Symons, That Book of Perfectly Useless Information