Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life Quotes

“Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. ”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland