Exploits of the Satyr Quotes

“A waitress wearing a transparent amber dress came up to the bar. She sauntered toward him and paused to stare into his face. She surprised him by leaning close and kissing his lips. She then backed away and slapped him moderately hard.
Slater half-laughed. “What the hell was that for?”
“To know the sound of one hand clapping.”
― Todd Crawshaw, Exploits of the Satyr

“Consume life before it spoils.”
― Todd Crawshaw, Exploits of the Satyr

“Was intelligence an inevitability, a consequence of evolution? Bacteria succeeded without a brain, possessing survival skills that rivaled their biological hosts. So why should a creature of higher intelligence expect to do better? Humans were on the verge of being replaced by their hybrid creations. How intelligent was that?”
― Todd Crawshaw, Exploits of the Satyr

“Fast can be good. Except when moving so fast and getting so far ahead of ourselves we no longer can recognize our mode of transportation or the wall we’ve hit prior to creating it.”
― Todd Crawshaw, Exploits of the Satyr

“Terrified, yes. But I run toward the fire now. Not away.”
― Todd Crawshaw, Exploits of the Satyr