100 Boyfriends Quotes

“I fucked him doggy-style because it’s the easiest way for two strangers to cum. He was facedown pretending that I was someone else. I was watching him facedown pretending that he was someone else. He was facedown pretending that he was someone else. I was watching him facedown pretending I was someone else.”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“I had fucked enough boys with Catholic damage to know that if he's wearing a crucifix, he's definitely a ho.”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“My only desire is to be desired. I feel like the whole equation cancels itself out and what it really means is I have no will—I can (at will) rip out all sense of self just so a boy can have one more hole to fuck me in.”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“You never stop looking like art to me”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“What was once a big beautiful star has collapsed in on its own weight and turned into a black hole.”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“I’ll eat your ass for an extra twenty dollars.” I wanted to unpack that statement but”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“(I wanted to go bathe in penicillin.)”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“Like, on what planet is his triflin’ ass, chaotic bottom energy not visually centered enough? Must I always have to bear witness to his soliloquy of love for dick?”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“I slowed for a second, though—my mind kept going back to the exposed, stained-wood beams on the ceiling and I felt worldly and sophisticated. I had never gotten fucked and appreciated architecture at the same time.”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“I let him charm me more, I let him let me think I was special—I knew at my core that he was waiting to unzip his face. I’m blindsided by how abruptly it all happened, how fast he left his phone off the hook.”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“He had been to the houses of responsible adults before and didn’t really dig it; adulthood all seemed to be about boxes, mostly boxes, actually.”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends

“I, being what one therapist jokingly referred to as a “clinical sex addict,” am no stranger to the thought of wanting to be washed over by a nameless void of men, but the consistently unreliable variable that one can never count on in any sex scenario is other people. I know this from experience.”
― Brontez Purnell, 100 Boyfriends