Coyote Blue Quotes

“Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“You must find a place on a woman's body and live there.
In the dark, the noise far away, Sam ran his hands over Calliope's body and the world of work and worry seemed to move away. He found two depressions at the bottom of her back where sunlight collected, and he lived there, out of the wind and noise. He grew old there, died and ascended to the Great Spirit, found heaven in her cheek on his chest, the warm wind of her breath across his stomach carried sweet grass and sage, and... In another lifetime he had lived on the soft skin under her right breast, his lips riding light over the ridge and valley of every rib, shuffling through downy, dew damp hairs like a child dancing through autumn leaves. In the mountain of her breast, he fasted at the medicine wheel of her aureole, received a vision that he and she were steam people, mingled wet with no skin seperating them. And there he lived, happy. She followed, traveled, lived with him and in him as he was in her. They lived lifetimes and slept and dreamed together. It was swell.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“You want me and I want you. right?"
Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's Syndrome. He said, "Well, I guess. Yeah, that's right.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Adeline had come to Christianity the same way she had come to sex and smoking:through peer pressure.Thinking about her six kids and her smoker's hack, she wondered if perhaps peer pressure didn't always lead to the best habits.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?"
The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?"
Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that.

Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Why understand when you can believe?”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Religion was supposed to be a matter of faith. Gods were not supposed to jump on your desk and snarl at you. They weren't supposed to sit in your office smoking cigarettes. God's didn't do anything. They were supposed to ignore you and let you suffer and die having never known whether your religion was a waste of time. Faith.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“If you're going to learn, you need to forget what you know.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“It's easier to keep a secret if people think you're crazy”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“To be safe is to be afraid.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they were little instead of that American manifesto of high-pressure sales, Green Eggs and Ham...”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it was interesting that he had one that was so small and fast. The next day he gave me the Datsun and went out and bought a Lincoln.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Back in the buffalo days, the Cheyenne prophet Sweet Medicine had seen a vision of men with hair on their faces who would come bringing a white sand that was poison to Indians. The prophecy had come true, the white sand was sugar, and Adeline blamed the white man for poisoning her right up to two hundred pounds.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where the victim had tried to escape.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know. - Pokey”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Snake eyes!" the croupier said.          "Lizard dick!" Coyote shouted back.

This sent me to convulsions.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to do yard work, but he only takes Mexicans. Says whites are too lazy....I'm not lazy," the bum said. "I earned a degree in philosophy." "I'll give you a dollar," Samson said "I'm having trouble finding work in my field." (The bum replied)”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“There are those who, deprived of physical beauty, develop a sincerity and beauty of spirit that seems to eclipse their appearance. They marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“So safe,” Coyote said, “that you can lose it in a day? To be safe is to be afraid. Is that what you want: to be afraid?”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Liebe - von allen fiesen Streichen, die einem die Ironie des Lebens so spielt, der bei weitem fieseste.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Get in, get out, and nobody gets hurt, as Uncle Harlan always said, something he picked up in Vietnam.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“LIFE WILL FIND YOU”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“Sam tried to think of a quick explanation, but was too weary from lack of sleep to tackle the concept of Las Vegas in twenty-five words or less. Finally he said, “These are places where you go if you want to fuck up your life and you don’t have a lot of time to do it in.”
“Are we going to stop?”
“No, I seem to be fucking up at a fine rate of speed, thank you.”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue