Myron Quotes

“Like my countrymen, I am always thrilled when someone entirely without talent is able to become through strenuous and even pathological publicizing of himself a part of the nation’s consciousness and for a season famous because that is our American way.”
― Gore Vidal, Myron

“In this I resemble God at the moment he created the universe with a single fart.”
― Gore Vidal, Myron

“Sex is the union of two things. Any two things whether concave or convex or in any combination or number in order to provide more joy for all or any concerned with the one proviso that no little stranger appear as the result of hetero high jinks. So life not death is the Big O. Write that down, Whittaker. Tattoo it on your fat ass. Drop the news into that frying pan of a brain of yours sizzling with greasy dreams of murder to be served up like McDonald's French fries with real blood for ketchup.”
― Gore Vidal, Myron