Tropic of Stupid Quotes

“You have to start with the premise that we’ll never know the meaning of life. Nearly fourteen billion years ago, the universe exploded from a tiny packet of energy, then matter and anti-matter smashed together, hydrogen atoms,nebulae,super novas creating the rest of the elements,amino acids,single celled organisms,the first fish crawl out onto land, and, finally,Beyoncé. Who can figure that out?”
― Tim Dorsey, Tropic of Stupid

“the Datura Avenue Shipwreck Snorkel Trail, just south of the pier at Commercial Boulevard.”
― Tim Dorsey, Tropic of Stupid

“I think a lot of people get turned off on religion, just because some of the followers use love as an excuse to hate.”
― Tim Dorsey, Tropic of Stupid