Imaginary Jesus Quotes

“And just because a talking donkey tells you something doesn’t mean it’s true.”
― Matt Mikalatos, Imaginary Jesus

“That’s the danger of following an imaginary Jesus,” Daisy said. “The more committed you get to him and his plan, the further afield from the real Jesus you get. Your earnest attempts to be committed to your imaginary Jesus actually move you away from Christ.”
― Matt Mikalatos, Imaginary Jesus

“American Eagle came over and announced, “You’re going to need stitches. Don’t wash the blood off. The emergency room serves you faster if you’re covered in blood.”
― Matt Mikalatos, Imaginary Jesus

“Is that man receiving a blessing or is he bowed in worship? Or could it be that he is being knighted by a king and given a mission?” “All those things,” I said.”
― Matt Mikalatos, My Imaginary Jesus: The Spiritual Adventures of One Man Searching for the Real God