Nothing Personal Quotes

“A winner never quits and a quitter can get a partial refund on that gym membership you never use.”
― John Scheck, Nothing Personal

“Either lead, follow, or sit down and have a glass of wine with one of these dates wrapped in bacon. Delicious!”
― John Scheck, Nothing Personal

“Making the impossible not happen is easier than you think.”
― John Scheck, Nothing Personal

“People say a lot of good things about moderation. I’ve never met the fellow, but I’ve waved a few times as I gallop wildly towards excess.”
― John Scheck, Nothing Personal

“I’ll take a good chef knife over a firearm any day. Try cutting a chicken with a 9mm.”
― John Scheck, Nothing Personal

“If I’d been friends with Hitler as a kid and I had a mini-bike, I would’ve never let him ride it—little Nazi prick.”
― John Scheck, Nothing Personal

“Why is it that if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, it always crashes down on the damn tape recorder?”
― John Scheck, Nothing Personal