Fairly Odd Mother Quotes

“It seems I get dumber the older my daughter gets and, this will astonish you, my IQ drops exponentially when I am in the presence of more than one teen. …Suddenly, every comment I make is so, like, totally juvenile. Really, I’m beginning to think I don’t deserve to drive her around and buy her stuff.”
― Kelly Kazek, Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom