Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend Quotes

“Good.” He peeled my shorts down my thighs. “Whoa. These panties are huge.” He grinned up at me.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“No, I mean I haven’t been with anyone in a while and I’m way overdue for a spa appointment. It’s like 1976 down there.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“I was wondering if you were a serial killer,”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“I wonder if this is how it feels when you meet the person you will eventually fall in love with, or when you meet the person who is about to murder you. I imagined the salesperson”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“You have two interviews next week,” he said in a sigh. His phone pinged in his pocket. He pulled it out and checked the screen. “Three.” “Mike, seriously.” I crossed my arms over my chest and glared at him. “That is some serious alphahole bullshit.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“Nice means I’m sober enough to consent to a sexual encounter but tipsy enough that I don’t care that I’m wearing giant gray cotton underwear that may or may not have a hole in them.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“Do you consider yourself an alpha, beta, cinnamon roll, alphahole or rake?”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“Were you thinking about Chris Evans when you were kissing me?” Mike asked with a smirk when we left the theater, hand in hand. “Do you want me to say no, or tell you the truth?”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“A chorus of howls and whistles surrounded us with cries of “Get a room, you two,” and someone definitely said, “They are gonna fuuuuuck,” making us laugh so hard that we broke our kiss.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“I’m gonna get dressed, and you’re gonna use that hair tie to put your hair up, because I’m about to kiss the hell out of you and I don’t want to be responsible for any collateral damage.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“Don’t all women walk around with a hair tie on their wrist?” “No. Not all women.” He reached under the pile of clothes I was carrying, grabbed my wrist and held it up. There was a thin black hair elastic under my watchband.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“Mike took off running toward the fountain and almost slipped on the slick stone surface, making the crowd gasp. Once he secured his footing, he raised his fists in triumph and the crowd cheered.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“Mike had kissed me like it was the most important thing he would ever do in his life. And while I understood and appreciated why he stopped himself, I wanted more.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“I wonder if this is how it feels when you meet the person you will eventually fall in love with, or when you meet the person who is about to murder you.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“I tucked my bottom lip in between my teeth and bit down, trying to buy myself time. I tried to think. I’ve read enough romance novels to think that this was a great idea, but I’ve also listened to enough episodes of My Favorite Murder to think the exact opposite.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend

“Fine.” He raised is hands in surrender. “My older sister was obsessed with romance novels. So one day, I think she was sixteen and I was about twelve, I asked her what she was reading and she threw a shoe at me and told me to mind my own business, and naturally, I was curious. So, when she went out with her friends that night I snuck in her room and grabbed one.”
― Lucy Eden, Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend