Pigs Have Wings Quotes

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and when a woman scorned starts talking, she likes to take plenty of time. She does not want to have to be watching the clock all the while.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Pigs Have Wings

“Gally replaced the receiver, and stood dazed and numbed. He was thinking hard thoughts of George Cyril Wellbeloved and wondering a little that such men were permitted to roam at large in a civilized country. If at that moment he had learned that George Cyril Wellbeloved had tripped over a hole in the Beetle and Wedge’s linoleum and broken his neck, he would, like Pollyanna, been glad, glad, glad.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Pigs Have Wings

“He looked forward to filling himself to the brim under Gloria’s eyes, defiantly sailing into the potatoes and generally raising hell with the calories.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Pigs Have Wings

“With the possible exception of Mrs Emily Post, a few of the haughtier Duchesses, and the late Cornelia mother of the Gracchi, the British barmaid, trained from the earliest years to behave with the most queenly dignity under the most testing conditions, stands alone in the matter of poise.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Pigs Have Wings