Delinquent Demons Quotes

“People need friends. I need friends—especially ones who kiss well, like to grope, and can run off terrifying creatures so we can get back to making out.”
― K. Webster, Delinquent Demons

“The kid was practically salivating over your tits. Don’t get me wrong, they’re nice tits and I’m thankful they’re legal tits, but they’re not worth losing your life over.”
― K. Webster, Delinquent Demons