Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“I’m gonna head back to the battlefield. Take good care of him, please.” “I will.” With that said, I ran back to my squad. “What’s going on?” I asked Rodriquez as I arrived. “Jake and Isaac are going at it,” the knight replied. In the distance, all I saw were orange blurs jumping and zigzagging everywhere around the elder dragon. “They’re doing it. It’s working.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Er, no-no, something cool happened on the way back here.” “Really? What?” “I… I, uh… I walked into a tree.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“And finally, I’m only gonna take character suggestions from readers and reviewers that are on my favorite list 2.0. This includes the first list, too.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Nice!”
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“baby,”
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“nightwings regrouped. “What did you find?” asked Shadow.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“We lost Elizabeth, Autumn, Chan, Adrian, Jackson, Ivy, Barry and Ivan.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Myself, Callum, Lennox, Orion, Ghost and Rodriquez.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Who were they? I know Arthur and Devlin fell. Who were the rest?” I asked sadly. The mayor pulled out a piece of paper with a list on it. “They were… Helen, Cindy, Ryan, Lily, Jake, Jay, Leland, Ava, Eddie, Kaming, Jessica, Kyler, Clara, Mark and Zach…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Dragon Ender.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“After the dust cleared, the elder dragon turned and faced the crater and slammed its front paw into the ground a couple of times, like it wanted to make sure that it got Lennox.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Aaauggh!!! “Rodriquez!” I yelled. “NOOO!!!” My knight friend fell forward to his knees, and a split second later, he poofed right on the spot.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“While blocks were falling all around us, the elder dragon darted its middle head right at Orion’s body. The head opened up its jaw and snapped up the mech-less driver whole. In an instant, he was gone.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Arthur yelled as he fell into the abyss.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“you?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Helen, Cindy, Ryan, Lily, Jake, Jay, Leland, Ava, Eddie, Kaming, Jessica, Kyler, Clara, Mark and Zach…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Maky came out of nowhere and greeted us. “Hey, guys! Welcome back!” She gave each of us a hug. “Great speech, Steve. It gave me goosebumps!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alright, you party-poopers. We’ll leave,” said the Sage. “But”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“good to have you back with us, Steve,” said Clara. “It’s good to be back. Anyway, did I miss anything while I was knocked out?” I asked. “Not really. Calvin and Phoenix got us through the Nether without a hitch.” “Wow, really?” “Yeah, I think we got pretty lucky,” said Devlin. “It sounds like you guys did.” Shortly after, Aarush and the other archers returned with some rabbit and chicken meat. “Look what we found,” said the archer.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Okay. Wendy, Amalya, can you lay down some stone blocks?” Devlin said. “You got it!” replied the builders. They quickly set down the blocks near me. Then Devlin and Arthur lifted my body up and placed me on the blocks. “Next?” “Since the builders are here, let’s have them construct a stretcher so that we can carry Steve on it later,” said Clara. “Easy-peasy,” said Wendy. “We’ll have it done in a jiffy,” said Amalya.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah… if it all goes bad, I can probably eat the fruit the quickest.” “No one is going to dispute that,” said Isaac.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, that tends to happen when you spend every waking moment for the past ten days in there,” said Emily.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“offered”
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“Do the Right Thing.”
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“You’ll find out tomorrow during the celebration.” “Celebration?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“And you know what else they probably pray for every night?” I paused for a moment before saying, “Someone to save them. We could be that someone. We could end this plague. We could save the world. But I can’t do it alone. I’m gonna need your help, specifically the help of our tier 1s and tier 2s.” The crowd started murmuring to each other. “So, that’s what this speech is about—I’m asking for volunteers for this final mission. Now, I know what I’m asking, and I know it’s a lot. I’m basically asking you to risk your lives to help me fight the hardest battle ever. And I can’t guarantee your safety, nor can I guarantee our success… but still, we have to try. For the greater good, we have to try. Because we’ve come too far to give up now. That’s why we’re gonna give this one last mission our best effort. We’re gonna all come together and push hard through the finish line. And with our newly crafted dragon equipment and all the new class upgrades, I believe our chance of success is higher than ever before. So, with that in mind, what say you, my friends? Who’s with me? Who’s gonna help me put an end to the nightly plagues?” There was a brief moment of silence as my final words echoed through the night. But then Devlin spoke up. “I’m with you, Steve! Always.” “Me, too!” yelled Bob. “An epic fight between good and evil?! Can’t miss out on that!” shouted Arthur. “I got your back, bro!” yelled Obsidian Fist. Dozens of more tier 1s and 2s volunteered and made themselves heard. As I watched their hands shot up into the air, I smiled and let out a breath of relief. “Were you worried that there wouldn’t be enough volunteers?” the mayor whispered to me. “Yeah, kinda…” I whispered back. Then he smiled at me. “You’re their general, Steve. They’re not going to let you go off into battle alone… and neither would I.” He shook my hand. “Great speech, by the way. I’ll take it from here.” “Thank you, sir,” I said as I handed him the microphone. The mayor’s voice boomed over the speakers. “Alright, well said. Let’s give it up for General Steve!” Everyone clapped and cheered. “For those of you that volunteered, we’ll be heading out in a day or two. We still need to make preparations for the trip, and Cole still needs to fit the new armor to the golem suits, so all that is going to take some time. I’d suggest you use this time wisely—spend it with family, friends and loved ones. Eat with them, relax with them, be merry and carefree. Because when it is time to go, we’ll be in it to fight the battle of our lives.” The tier 1s and 2s in the crowd nodded.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Everyone turned to look at me and started clapping. It was so embarrassing. My hands were all greasy, I had nachos smeared all over my lips and my mouth was filled to the brim with food.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“ender”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ah, I see that Steve has gotten a head start already,” said the mayor, “but hey, that’s fine because he’s one of the main reasons we’re having this event. Anyway, let’s give our hero a round of applause for a safe return home.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Shield Boomerang”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)