Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Arrow after arrow plunged into her body.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“throat and squeaked, “Ahem… I love you, too.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“endermen.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“mechs were broken in two from the tail sweep, and that both scientists were lying out in the open all defenseless. “Sara! Elizabeth! Are you alright?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Isaac to Ana? She’s over there,” I pointed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I don’t know. Ten fruit an hour? Is that what you call pacing?” “Aw, have you been watching me and counting? I didn’t know you cared,” I said playfully.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Kyler told me what he”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“around”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Hm,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Good. The sleeping potion that I got from Paul worked like a charm,” said Ema. “At least now he’ll be able to stop thinking…” said the mayor.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Oh, you mean Gavin?” “Yeah, that guy.” “We’re cool with him now.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Celebration?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ah, would you look at that?” said Devlin. “You got troops ready to do battle for you, Steve.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What? For reals? Congrats!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Devlin nodded and led his squad to meet the elder ender dragon.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alright, that’s the plan, then. You charged punch his wing off, and the mayor will firework him to death.” “I’m telling you—they’re rockets!” said the mayor.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yes, it works. For us. But what about the countless other villagers and villages out there? They have to huddle in fear every night as hordes of zombies and skeletons parade through their villages. They have to pray every night that their doors don’t give out.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Amazing!” said the mayor. “I killed it! I single-handedly destroyed the elder dragon!” He jumped up and down in celebration. “Are you sure it’s gone?” “Yeah!” “You sure you poofed it?” “There’s nothing there but smoke now!” He started dancing and waving his hands in the air. But the mayor was celebrating way too soon. Out of nowhere, a giant tail with a wrecking boulder tip came crashing down on top of the mayor.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)