Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“thick of it,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Incredible! They’re like balloons! All they can do is fly up,” said Orion. “Stop observing us and start helping us!” I yelled. “Oh, right, right,” said Cole. “Do we have any rope or lead to tie them down?” “Ah, then they’ll really be like balloons,” said Orion. “Stop talking about balloons and start doing something!” yelled a panicked Devlin.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“No, no. There will be no splat today, for we have the purple teleporting fruits.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“They have. You’d know… if you ever visited us.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“but standing on such a small platform made me wanna pee my pants.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“doofus!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Please continue your applause for Marcel, our newest nightwing; and Newt and Dawson, our newest assassins!” “So awesome!” I yelled.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“can’t”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I’m glad you’re okay.” “Thanks, but to be honest,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It’s called… the Dragon Ender.” “Ooooh… I like it. A fun twist on words.” “I hope it lives up to its name,” said Bob.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Let’s make it cry-barf.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Here we go again,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I was surprised to see so many of our troops out by the transporter. I think I counted like 70-something volunteers. “Oh, my goodness,” I said softly. “We have this many tier 1s and 2s?” Devlin nodded. “We’ve grown a lot.” “Wait a second, is this all of our tier 1s and 2s? Did they all volunteer to go?” “I think”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, Steve,” said the Skeleton King. “This is almost as boring as being back at home…” “Oops, sorry,” I said. “Let’s get back to it, then.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Well, initially, I had a lot of fun that night with you, so I wanted to explore it.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Lightning.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It has Sharpness II and Smite III.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Nope! Can’t touch this!” yelled Devlin as he sprinted.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“considerate”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“enthusiastically.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“forgot you had wings, huh?” said Leland. “What? No.” I looked away. “Or you didn’t activate them in time.” “Naw, I landed on that tree because I’m hungry and I wanted to eat some fruit.” “But you just ate three slices of pizza…” said Shadow softly. “Shadow!” I muttered. Leland laughed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“You just learned how to glide,” said Marcel. “Are you sure you can handle something like this?” “I think I can wing it,” I winked.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Instead, my teammates just celebrated on their own in their own ways. For example, Ghost and Leland, our newest nightwings, scaled the city hall’s bell tower and jumped off of it to glide around in celebration. They made it look super fun, and for a moment, I wished I had chosen to be a rogue from the get-go. Christian and David, who are now berserkers, started punching one another. They got a huge kick out of it and laughed as they saw their rage meter build up. As for Harper and Aarush, the two of them hit up the archery range to test out their new skills on dummy targets. Finally, there is Ethan, a paladin now. He just banged on his shield and jumped up and down with great excitement.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Thanks for Helping Me with Your Reviews! Thank you for reading the series all the way through. I hope that you enjoyed this book series. As a new writer, it is hard to get started; it is difficult to find an audience that wants to read my books. There are millions of books out there and sometimes it is super hard to find one specific book. But that’s where you come in! You can help other readers find my books by leaving a simple review. It doesn’t have to be a lengthy or well written review; it just has to be a few words and then click on the stars. It would take less than 5 minutes.  Seriously, that would help me so much, you don’t even realize it. Every time I get a review, good or bad, it just fills me with motivation to keep on writing. It is a great feeling to know that somewhere out there, there are people who actually enjoy reading my books. Anyway, I would super appreciate it, thanks. If you see new books from me in the future, you will know that I wrote them because of your support. Thank you for supporting my work. Special thanks again to previous readers and reviewers. Thank you for encouraging me to keep writing. I’ll do my best to provide high quality books for you all.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“This plan is still tentative. But I’ve been thinking about it for a while now. Months, even. After I publish this book today, I’m gonna reach out to the Amazon program to ask them questions about it, because I’m not sure how it works exactly. I think it’s like a lottery drawing where you have to enter your email or something. I’m not sure. Ideally, I’d like to have a web link that I could place inside the book randomly. Those who find it and are interested in signing up for the promotion can click on it and enter the monthly drawing. From there, it’d restart every month, I guess. Or it’d restart every few months? I don’t know. I still have a lot to figure out. Plus, I don’t even know if it works like that. Alright, time to wrap this up. There’s still work to do. But before I go, I just wanted to take the time to thank you all. Thank you for helping me get to book 45. We did it! We finished the series! Well, kinda. :oP Thank you for giving me the opportunity to write for you boys and girls. I love making these books, and I love my job because of your tremendous support. I realize that I’m not the best writer/storyteller, and that I make typos and grammar errors and such, but thank you for giving me the time to learn and grow. I’ve only just gotten started in this field, and I have a whole lot to learn. But with enough time and dedication and your support, I’m sure I will grow up to reach my full potential. So, thank you once again, and happy holidays, fam. I love you all.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Woooooooooohoooooooooo! It’s finally done and finally ready to be published! Thank goodness I’m done. I’m really sorry that it took so, so, so, sooooooooooo long for this final book to come out. I had a difficult time writing it, probably because it was the finale. Usually, when I write, the story and words flow out of me pretty easily. But with this final book, the words came trickling out. Not only that, but I rewrote some sections a few times. So, yeah, that’s why it took so long. But hey, it ended up with nearly 88,000 words and 71 pics. It’s basically a double book, though I’d like to think of it as two and a half books. That way, I feel a little bit better about the long delay. Speaking of delays, I must apologize again for missing my deadlines repeatedly. I totally underestimated this last book. It’s actually kinda funny, because this book was scheduled for a late August release. And now it’s mid-December! Oh, my goodness… how time flies. But yeah, I was at it every day. At one point, I seriously considered splitting this book into two parts. I think that was in early November. But then, I decided to just push through. Alright, enough of publishing times. Let’s talk about the book and the ending. I think I found a nice blend of multiple ideas on the ending. With this ending, it opens up the possibilities to a lot of new things in Minecraft, such as all the latest and greatest updates. Anyway, I think most readers will like the ending.  Now a word about the next series—or the rather—the continuing series, the new world/realm will feature player name tags/humans, as well as custom player skins. It will contain the latest updates, as well as mods. The continuing series will make use of pop culture such as memes. There’s so much more I can say about the next saga, but I won’t because I don’t want to give everything away.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alright, that’s it, everyone! Thank you for all the submissions. They were all so great and creative. Wow, I’m still blown away when I look at them. Round of applause for all involved. Great job, boys and girls. I’m proud of you all. If I had more space on my refrigerator, I’d print them all out and pin them up. :o)  The next and final section of this book is my message to you all. Check it out. It explains why book 45 was so late and what to expect for the upcoming series. I purposely hid it in the back because I thought I might reveal some spoilers. Anyway, here we go. 12/16/19 5:57 a.m.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“But we don’t even have enough food to justify more furnaces yet,” said Devlin. “Not yet, we don’t,” I said as I stood up. Then I whipped out my fiery weapon.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“down tower structure. “Ugh! What a waste of time!” I started running toward the battle again, but slower this time, due to the slow effect of the fireball. “So annoying!” In the distance, I saw the elder dragon whupping on my friends. I saw it swat one of the nightwings so hard that their cape came off. Then the boss swept the area with its tails as well as shot fireballs at the same time. Some of the troops got knocked off the island by the tails, some got teleported away, some got floated up and then swatted into the abyss. It was just a crazy dangerous situation, and we were losing troops so fast. “Take evasive maneuvers!” I yelled as I ran there. And right as I arrived, the boss dragon teleported again. I shook my head as I breathed heavily. “It’s like he knows to run out my rage timer.” “We need to stop him from teleporting,” said Arceus as he ran up to me. I nodded. “I agree.” “Let’s focus on his wings. I think they are the key to his teleportation powers.” “Got it.” Then Arceus turned to his squad and said, “Lily, Harper, keep both wings marked with Focus Fire.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Devlin reached his hand for mine, and I reached for his. Our fingertips grazed as he yelled out my name. “STEVE!!!” Devlin slipped right through my fingers. I watched in horror as my friend fell into the abyss. His eyes were full of fear, and his scream echoed and rang throughout the space.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)