IOU Quotes

“I hate you more and hope you get diarrhea. Maybe you’ll shit out some of the ugly inside.”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“I slip on my mask. “Okay. But don’t be mad when I accidentally miss and you get a nut shot.” That comment gives him pause. “What do you mean, ‘When you miss’? Is there a chance you’re going to miss?” Men. They’ll lose an eye, but heaven forbid the jewels take a hit.”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“Women only go crazy for two reasons: a sale and a man, but Ainsley . . . I think she’s just being herself. Not crazy, just extremely passionate.”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“Women should never lose sight of their hopes and dreams. They should be individuals that are amplified by their mates—she for real used the term mate. Women should always be independent because the older you get (her lecture, not mine), the more you forget who that woman is. I’m pretty sure she’s speaking from experience, and at the time she gave me that sound piece of advice,”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“And I hate the girl standing next to him. Taylor. My roommate and, currently, my boyfriend’s side piece. But that’s not even the fucked-up part. The real fucked-up part is the fact they decided to use my candles to create this ambiance of adultery.”
― Kristy Marie, IOU