The Land Quotes

“Few know this, but there is no greater suffering than a large man who hasn’t eaten.  It was superseded only by a grown man with a cold.”
― Aleron Kong, The Land: Monsters

“Don’t ever stop training, or the one guy that beats you might stick you in the hospital for a month.”  Then he’d told Richter, “If you find one of those guys though, there’s no shame in crying or running away so they don’t kick your ass.  Later, you can always hit them with a brick while they’re sleeping.”
― Aleron Kong, The Land: Monsters

“He’d completed a Quest!”
― Aleron Kong, The Land: Monsters

“It didn’t work on raptors. It didn’t work on poopie. Hope had abandoned him.”
― Aleron Kong, The Land: Monsters