Mountain of Mars Quotes

“And then a new warning. ACTIVE NUCLEAR CHARGE DETECTED. Damien looked at his new companions in hell and saw one of them extend an armored middle finger his way…and then new deep space surrounded him as he teleported himself away in a random direction.”
― Glynn Stewart, Mountain of Mars

“Neither of us has eaten," he pointed out. "Can you check the kitchenette and see if there's like...I don't know, sandwiches or premade meals or something?"
She laughed at him.
"I'm sorry, did you just ask the Mage-Queen of Mars to make you a sandwich?”
― Glynn Stewart, Mountain of Mars

“Does a goldfish know there’s water in the bowl?”
― Glynn Stewart, Mountain of Mars