The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings Quotes

“Salt,” he says indignantly, his voice rising. “Are you going to fucking cook him?” I shake my head, flipping the top off. “I saw it on Supernatural. Dean and Sam shoot it at ghosts.” “Oh well, by all means let’s pin our survival on fictional characters in a TV programme.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“I think people’s opinions get better the deader a person is.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“Who the fuck manages to do this in one go? You’d need the intellect of fucking Einstein to get this massive fucking duvet into this cover.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“Teenagers tend to think of themselves as mysterious, when really they're as see through as a widow”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“Stung, I nod coolly at him and turn back to face forwards in the queue, my face burning. This reminds me a bit of being at school, watching the cool kids and longing to be a part of them but being utterly dismissed as being below their notice.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“A sudden wind blows through the cellar, bringing with it the sweet smell of rain on dry earth.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“Rows go with love like toast and marmalade and scones and jam. Words said in the heat of the moment aren’t what we take with us when we die. Only the love remains out of everything.” “How do you know?” “I feel it,” he says simply. “It’s what comes across in nearly every spirit I’ve ever seen and every bereaved person who’s ever come to me.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“I have shot my load over men’s faces before, had another man’s come on me, but I have never had anyone perform such an intimate act for me.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“His feet are bare and for some reason are completely fascinating to me. They look elegant and high arched.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“That’s lovely. What did you do to it?” I ask and can’t help the surprise in my voice. “Oh, that’ll be the Rohypnol.” “What?” I gape at him.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“When he recovers, he slaps me on the shoulder so hard I nearly headbutt a cupboard. “I think I might like you,” he”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“Teenagers tend to think of themselves as mysterious, when really they’re as see-through as a window.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings

“We’re done. I can’t bear all these endless post-mortems. Just bury the carcass of our relationship and move on.”
― Lily Morton, The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings