Monsters Quotes

“Probably claps when an airplane lands as well.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“allow a guy or girl to treat you like Vin did me. You’re not trash, and the minute someone starts treating you like it, carve out his heart and eat it. This concludes my public service announcement. Suck dicks. Don’t be one.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Oh shit, she’s talking to me. Say something normal, Violet. For the love of Dracula, say something fucking normal. “I gave your brother an orgasm,” I blurt. There you have it, folks. The reason why I have no friends. Fucking shit, brain. You had one job to do, and it was not that.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Van Helsing or not, best friend or not, I will not hesitate to kill him if he tries to harm my mate. My loyalty has changed in the last five minutes. She doesn’t know it yet—she doesn’t know me yet—but I have just become hers unconditionally. At the same time, Violet is mine, and I’ll always protect my own. After all, how can we be monsters if we’re not selfish assholes?”
― Katie May, Monsters

“I have to give the girl credit: she has balls. Or very strong ovaries. The Queen of Ovaries. Her Vaginasty. This is why I don’t have any friends.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Are you new?” “You could say that.” Before I can stop myself—because, really, when have I ever cared about personal space?—I sit cross legged in front of him. He gulps, instinctively shifting away as if my female cooties are contagious. Hell, for all I know, they might be. There’s a reason us girls bleed out of our vaginas: to warn away monsters. Show them how badass and deadly we can be. Oh, your cock shoots out cum. How quaint. My pussy? Yeah. We have blood, motherfuckers. And... I’m getting off track.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Note to future self: don’t ever, not ever, allow Hux to twerk. Seriously. Don’t. I know what you’re thinking: it must be super sexy to see a man as rigid and untamed as Hux letting loose. Maybe in normal circumstances, it would be. Instead, Hux looks like he’s trying to take a mean shit while simultaneously singing opera.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“The lust you’re feeling now is not real,” he admits on a breath. “It’s part of my allure as an incubi.” His unreadable eyes flash to mine. “I have a darkness in me. A darkness you’ve probably seen before. I’m not good. I’ll never be the good guy, the hero. But you have my vow, Violet, that I’ll protect you with all the darkness within me.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Next time I’m woken up by a hot assassin in the middle of the fucking night,” Cynthia begins, her voice coming from the opposite corner of her body. “You need to be a good friend and help me find my fucking tits.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“He half-heartedly swats her away, but I know he’ll never truly hurt her. How I know that is a mystery, but I know in my heart that Vin will do everything in his power to protect the scary beauty.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Note to self: don’t ever, not ever, trust a man. Instead, cut up their bodies and bathe in their blood.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Some monsters look at kindness—compassion—as a grave sin. A weakness. I see it for what it really is: a chance to save this fucked up world.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“There could’ve been tumbleweeds bouncing about with how still the town is. All of the shops have their lights off, shutters drawn. But haven’t you heard? It’s night, and the monsters love to come out and play.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Suck dicks. Don’t be one.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“As a wise man once told me, “Fuck me sideways, backwards, and everywhere in between.”
― Katie May, Monsters