The One Night Stand Before Christmas Quotes

“Tis the season to act like a dick.”
― Jana Aston, The One Night Stand Before Christmas

“We barely know each other.

No one knows anyone before they know them.”
― Jana Aston, The One Night Stand Before Christmas

“Doesn't everyone want to find their person, Noel? The one they can tell all their secrets to?”
― Jana Aston, The One Night Stand Before Christmas

“Maybe it’s not supposed to be sexy, but Teddy is bringing the sexy back to Christmas. He’s putting the X back into X-mas. He’s adding the hung into hanging the stockings. He’s about to Christmas bonus me into next week.”
― Jana Aston, The One Night Stand Before Christmas

“If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been offered someone’s son or grandson or brother I’d probably have like… thirty or forty dollars. Still, they mean well so I just roll with it.”
― Jana Aston, The One Night Stand Before Christmas