If You Give A Jerk A Gingerbread Quotes

“Comparison is the thief of joy, and this is my dream. Just because my dreams are smaller in nature doesn't make them any less important or valid.”
― Jana Aston, If You Give A Jerk A Gingerbread

“The kettle, however, is a cockblocking jerk because it chooses this moment to start whistling.”
― Jana Aston, If You Give A Jerk A Gingerbread

“it's super sexy when Keller says it. It comes out like “Ginnnggeerrr” with an undertone of “let's have sex.”
― Jana Aston, If You Give A Jerk A Gingerbread

“Comparison is the thief of joy,”
― Jana Aston, If You Give A Jerk A Gingerbread

“I wasn't flirting. You were flirting." There. That'll show him. That I'm twelve. Way to spar, Ginger.”
― Jana Aston, If You Give A Jerk A Gingerbread

“Sweet Pillsbury Doughboy, this is my idea of porn. Keller James sitting before me, praising my baking. If my bakery plan falls apart I know what my next venture will be. Bakery porn. It'll be nothing but attractive men eating my cookies. The camera will zoom in as their tongues flicker over their lips, sweeping up every last morsel. They'll probably be shirtless too. I bet I can get subscribers to pay at least four ninety-nine a month for such a service.”
― Jana Aston, If You Give A Jerk A Gingerbread

“Nothing about December is practical, Gingersnap. December is when magic takes over. Embrace it.”
― Jana Aston, If You Give A Jerk A Gingerbread