All the Best Rubbish Quotes

“Sport and sportsmanship, like collecting, are words capable of diverse interpretation. Smiting a diminutive white ball and riding after it in a small vehicle to see where it went (golf is such good exercise) is sport of a sort; so is sitting in a stick hut on a marsh making oral sexual advances to passing ducks.”
― Ivor Noël Hume, All the Best Rubbish: The Classic Ode to Collecting – The Revised Guide to Antique-Hunting Detective Work for Enthusiasts and Experts