How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes Quotes

“Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island.”
― Will Cuppy, How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes

“The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average.”
― Will Cuppy, How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes

“The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.”
― Will Cuppy, How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes