Clowns Vs. Spiders Quotes

“He waited for the spider to succumb to nature's plan and go underneath the surface again. It didn't. It kept swimming toward them. Another spider leapt into the pool. And then another. "Nope," said Jaunty. "Nope, nope, nope! I'm not okay with this!”
― Jeff Strand, Clowns Vs. Spiders

“My problem is that Guffaw is dead in the trunk of this car, and we may very well be joining him. In being dead. Not in being in the trunk.”
― Jeff Strand, Clowns Vs. Spiders