Luke the Hybrid Reindeer & His Vivacious Elf Quotes

“Luke, meet Willy,” Micah says from behind him, his voice sounding strained. “Randy’s elf and all around pain in the ass.”
“Speak for yourself, nurse boy,” Willy comes back at him with a loud laugh. “And Randy says the pain’s not so bad anymore, so ha! You know that stuff takes a lot of practice for it not to hurt every time.”
Surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying?
“And a lot of lube,” the elf continues. “I mean, when you’re as big as I am and all, even if Randy is a big man, he still has a tight-”
Oh, he’s definitely saying it.
Micah slaps his hands over his ears. “Stop it!”
Willy smirks at him. “I bet you won’t call me a pain in the ass in front of somebody again.”
― Candi Kay, Luke the Hybrid Reindeer & His Vivacious Elf