Why Is Nothing Ever Simple? Quotes

“If it was just historians on their own, then I’d be considering that because everyone knows they’re a bunch of overeducated, intellectually stunted idiots with delusions of adequacy,”
― Jodi Taylor, Why is Nothing Ever Simple?

“This is what happens if you let men out on their own without adequate female supervision. They just can’t handle it.”
― Jodi Taylor, Why is Nothing Ever Simple?

“A textbook tactical withdrawal in the face of avian incursion but with added panic,”
― Jodi Taylor, Why is Nothing Ever Simple?

“Actually, until very recently, most of History is mud, blood and pestilence. These days it’s greed, corruption and incompetence.”
― Jodi Taylor, Why Is Nothing Ever Simple?

“I can’t understand why more teenagers aren’t justifiably slaughtered by enraged adults goaded beyond human endurance. There should be awards. And an annual dinner. And a rewards system.”
― Jodi Taylor, Why Is Nothing Ever Simple?

“My concerns lay with the teapot. A sentence not quite as surreal as might initially appear.”
― Jodi Taylor, Why Is Nothing Ever Simple?

“I mean that grand old Scottish saying: “If you can’t see the trees, it’s raining. If you can see the trees, it’s going to rain”.”
― Jodi Taylor, Why is Nothing Ever Simple?