Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together Quotes

“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?'

Uh... you know. Pretty good.'

Have you said the L-Word yet?'

The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?'
Uh... No. The other L-Word.'

?'

Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Are we letting her drink beer again?"
"Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword.
Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Scott suddenly realized for the first time, that all second cup exteriors do not lead to the same second cup interior.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Am I just a pussy Ramona?

Well... you could be less of one, I guess.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together