The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes Quotes

“Get in the car.” “I’m trying to, but I can’t see. Your penis is blinding me. Is that the bright staff of Gandalf the White?” “What?” “Does the tip glow when you’re excited?”
― Alice Winters, The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes

“Jackson guides Henry toward my lap. “Why are you in on this too?” Henry asks. “What can I say? I’m in love and when I’m in love, I give my babe anything he wants. If he wants his Daddy to sit on his lap, then I’m going to make sure his Daddy sits on his lap.”
― Alice Winters, The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes

“State Street, by that little ice cream shop we went to on our thirteenth date.” “You keep track?” he asks in what sounds like surprise. “Oh my god. You don’t?” I ask, like I’m actually offended. I honestly have no idea what number date it was, I just wanted to make him feel bad for not keeping track.”
― Alice Winters, The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes