Ascension Quotes

“I spun to War. “Grab Alucard’s Tiny Balls. They’re in his pants somewhere.”
― Shayne Silvers, Ascension

“joie de vivre”
― Shayne Silvers, Ascension

“Without words, it sang of loss and pain and sorrow, of a people banding together against all odds, knowing they stood no chance.”
― Shayne Silvers, Ascension

“Did terrifying monsters have a weekly poker game or something?”
― Shayne Silvers, Ascension

“No one is ever going to take Team Temple seriously with this kind of shit happening left and right.” I altered my voice into a high, frightened pitch. “Oh, no! Here comes the New Horsemen! Hope rides on his unicorn. And wait! He rides alongside the Horseman of Justice on his squirrel of death!”
― Shayne Silvers, Ascension

“Gunnar turned to Odin, squaring his shoulders. “Mine. Ratatoskr is mine.” I slowly turned to stare at him. “He’s not a soda. You can’t just have him.” I turned to Odin. “Can he?” “Of course he can’t!” Odin snapped, looking bewildered. “What the hell is wrong with you people?”
― Shayne Silvers, Ascension

“Alucard cocked his head, glancing down. “He’s not dead. He’s happy,” he said, kicking the wizard in the ribs. The man groaned but didn’t wake. “See? He laughed.”
― Shayne Silvers, Ascension

“Like old war vets on a porch, the old gods saw their successor new-age gods as nothing more than hipsters, tree-huggers, and unconditional love gurus.”
― Shayne Silvers, Ascension