Outmatched Quotes

“But if you don’t let anyone in, you’re never going to fully enjoy living.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“Cursing is a sign of intelligence and those who do it frequently are both happier and healthier than the poor repressed souls who keep it all in.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“Ugh, societal pressures were the emotional equivalent of a black hole. No matter a person’s obstinate refusal to bend to them, every single one of us got sucked in somehow. Boo to black holes!”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“People were a million things when they were in love but “okay” was surely not one of them”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“If we made it through this ruse with me going to prison for assault instead of murder, I’d call it a win.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“I love you. So fucking much, it scares me. So much, it fills me up and makes me think of nothing else. Loving you is like breathing. It’s impossible not to do.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“Of course, if it were me, I wouldn’t really want to risk my mortality by bruising up an ex- heavyweight champion’s girlfriend. But that’s just me.”
― Samantha Young, Outmatched

“I’m a grown fucking man, and I nearly bawled like a baby watching that shit.”
Rhys’s sincerity caused a tightening of attraction deep in my gut. He watched wildlife documentaries? I did bawl like a baby at the walruses and was strangely turned on that he was compassionate enough to admit to feelings on the matter.
I might have emitted a moan.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“Dean met me in my designated corner. “Hey. You all right? You got this strange look.”
"Parker loves me.” Yeah, I was grinning again.
“That’ll do it.”
― Samantha Young, Outmatched

“Parker’s gaze held mine. I could see the words in her head: bitten by a sand snake.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“Ignoring them both, I scowled at my sister. “Don’t objectify him.”
― Samantha Young, Outmatched

“Crazy thing was, I damn near cried when she’d looked right at me and said it took courage to quit, that I’d done something right. In that moment, I’d felt seen. I’d felt understood. I’d never had that from anyone. That a whip-smart, small but mighty woman like Parker saw something worthy in me was a gift I didn’t know I needed until she gave it to me. A gift like that made a man crave more.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“ParkerB: Do you know any male strippers?
HotHarley: I’m gonna have to charge extra for that, Tinker Bell.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“Not meaning any disrespect, sir, but I’m not sure that’s the kind of thing I like you saying in front of my girl.”
― Samantha Young, Outmatched