A Favor for a Favor Quotes

“Besides, you’ve met me; I don’t have a shining personality that women fall for.”

“You’ve grown on me.”

“Like fungus.”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“He’s more persistent than a case of crabs in a rent-by-the-hour motel”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“Her head snaps in my direction, eyes vibrant with ire. “What in the actual fuck? How the hell do you manage to attract women with your horrible personality? I really don’t get it. Unless they’re all brain-dead idiots and they duct-tape your mouth shut while they’re riding you.” She tilts her head, as if considering that, and nods once. “That has to be it. I can see how that might be doable.”

“What the hell are you talking about?” And did she just fantasize about riding me with my mouth duct-taped shut? Why is that hot?”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“Watch the ’tude, dude, unless you want today’s session to suck more than a sex worker on Saturday night.”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“I don’t even like the way it smells. I’m definitely not going to like the way it tastes.” “If women can stomach jizz, you can swallow a bite of this pizza.” His eyebrows lift. “Does that mean you’re a swallower?”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“Do that and I’ll make sure you regret it tomorrow during our rehab session.” “What’re you gonna do, wear a thong and tassels and use my leg for pole dancing?” “That sounds a lot like a fantasy, Shippy.”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“You’d think you’d never seen a set of bare legs before.” She helps me lower myself into the tub and steps out. “It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a pair up close,” I grumble. “Such a surprise, with your warm, fuzzy personality.”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“What the hell are you talking about?” And did she just fantasize about riding me with my mouth duct-taped shut? Why is that hot?”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“I’m way past wanting to claim the pussy. I want to claim the whole woman.”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“Everyone has a demon or two, Stevie. You just gotta learn how to live with them and find other people who think all your good parts outweigh the bad.”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor

“Sometimes we don’t see what’s right in front of us, though, do we?”
― Helena Hunting, A Favor for a Favor