Cajun Fried Felony Quotes

“Walter asked me to marry him again,” she said finally. Gertie gave me a knowing look. Bingo. She’d called that one correctly. “I’ll bake him a chocolate cake,” Gertie said. “It’s his favorite. Might take some of the sting out of the rejection.” Ida Belle looked over at us. “I didn’t say no.”
― Jana Deleon, Cajun Fried Felony

“investigation and the local gossip train.” Gertie sighed. “Maybe Thanksgiving will”
― Jana Deleon, Cajun Fried Felony

“I’m going to hazard a guess that Starlight is not written anywhere on her birth certificate.” “Stage name?” I asked. “If you consider seedy bars, casinos, and street corners in New Orleans the stage, then sure,”
― Jana Deleon, Cajun Fried Felony

“If you haven’t shot a hole in your house, you shouldn’t even be allowed to live in this town.”
― Jana Deleon, Cajun Fried Felony

“The only man I put my bra on for on a Sunday is Jesus.”
― Jana Deleon, Cajun Fried Felony