Damned to Hell Quotes

“Drunk enough?” David yelled from the fountain as Rob approached. “I guess we’ll see, won’t we,” Rob responded. “Where’s my change?” Rob shrugged. “You drank a hundred dollars worth of alcohol in a couple hours?” “I did not,” Rob said with a smile. “But Carol got one hell of a tip.” “You’re a dick,” David said as he crossed to a bench and patted its seat for Rob to join him.”
― Mike Salt, Damned to Hell

“So, where’d you wake this morning?” “My place.” “Yeah?” “Yeah.” “Oh, come on. Don’t act like it was your bed.” She smiled as she grabbed a debit card from the next customer. “I did, actually.” “Really?” She didn’t believe him. “I woke up in my bed, but I didn’t drink last night.” “You don’t drink,” Rob said as he slid the gas hose into a vehicle. Emily smiled at him, “And you don’t wake up in your bed.”
― Mike Salt, Damned to Hell

“Dedicated to that one time my son tried to eat a deep fried mozerella stick in one bite and I had to pull out a warm string cheese in strings from his airway as he turned blue. Seriously, that’s how you wanted to go out? A deep fried mozzarella stick! I then spent the next 4 years remembering that feeling of almost losing my son and that inspired this story. Here is to you, Bones. Chew your food, please.”
― Mike Salt, Damned to Hell