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Demon Bones Quotes
Demon Bones
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D.S. O'Neill174 ratings, 3.99 average rating, 19 reviews
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“Well, Big A. Since we’re both in the ‘sharing is caring’ mood, care to tell me how you four fell in with each other? I mean, no offense, but y’all are about as opposite as salt and jelly fish.”
“I’m sorry…did you say jelly fish?”
“Yup. Sure did. Totally opposite things, right?”
“Uh…yeah. I suppose so.”
“So the phrasing works.”
“Okay, but the actual phrasing is ‘as opposite as salt and pepper’. You know that, right?”
“First of all, people put salt and pepper in almost everything, so apparently they do, in fact, go together. Second of all, pepper is boring. Jelly fish are cool, and way more opposite. They’re all ‘Bzzz! Bzzz! I sting you! Von, two, tree times! Mwa ha ha’!” She cackled in a Count Von Count voice.”
― Demon Bones
“I’m sorry…did you say jelly fish?”
“Yup. Sure did. Totally opposite things, right?”
“Uh…yeah. I suppose so.”
“So the phrasing works.”
“Okay, but the actual phrasing is ‘as opposite as salt and pepper’. You know that, right?”
“First of all, people put salt and pepper in almost everything, so apparently they do, in fact, go together. Second of all, pepper is boring. Jelly fish are cool, and way more opposite. They’re all ‘Bzzz! Bzzz! I sting you! Von, two, tree times! Mwa ha ha’!” She cackled in a Count Von Count voice.”
― Demon Bones
